guess who’s back…
hey loyal and probably fed-up readers…apologies that i’ve been ghost for the past month or so. i’m back and armed with some great topics, thanks to my cuz jenn and sister-from-another-mutha friend kavita! please be patient with me as i get my act together and let’s be each other’s ride or die chicks.
and good news, now i have a “real” url, www.hatewatchers.com!
remember to subscribe to my blog, so you get notified when i post! xoxo – h.b.i.c.
Add comment May 8, 2008
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hatewatchers is on hiatus…
hi peepz, yours truly is getting hitched this weekend and then going on holiday with my husby, so i will be unable to make updates on hatewatchers for a while. see you in mid-april…i’ll be back in full force! in the meantime, why not suggest some topics? let me know what u wanna read about and/or hear me rant about…
2 comments March 20, 2008
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bitch is the new black…say word!
tina fey is my new #1 girl crush…just check this out.
best quip: women today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice oprah tells them to.
finally, someone who thinks oprah is not as great as *she* thinks she is. yes, child – i’m hatin’ on the all-mighty oprah. don’t get me wrong…i think she’s smart, ambitious, generous, beautiful, etc., etc., but she has enabled a nation of insipid female sheep for too damn long! sorry, but i loved to read before her damn book club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 comments February 26, 2008
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Tags: bill clinton, billary, clinton, hilary clinton, obama, oprah, politics, snl, tina fey
it’s bali, beeyatches!!
so, your very own hbic is gonna be going to bali for h’moon…i just took my visa application photos today…i can’t even believe it yet!!! sorry, i am not bragging…i am just so excited that i can barely contain it! will definitely provide pix and stuff – it’s not ’til the last week in march. lordhavemercy, what WILL i wear??
1 comment February 12, 2008
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Tags: travel, vacation
weak women suck…
so last night i was watching bill mahr’s show…i’m not a fan normally, but husby loves it and i didn’t care enough to change the channel. so glad i didn’t flip the switch cuz i heard what may be one of the most ignorant things i’ve ever heard a woman say in public. here’s the context…mahr was conducting his own unofficial exit poll and asked random (ahem) people the same set of questions. questions included:
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do you attend religious services? if so, how often?
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who did you vote for?
so, this one woman he interviewed said that she was for obama all the way (because he just stands for SO much) and mahr inquired why. i can’t quote this woman’s exact words, but it was something along the lines of, “…[Mrs. Clinton] set us women way back by accepting her husband’s cheating behavior…”
what the f*ck???? i almost choked on my lucky noodles (happy belated chinese new years by the way)!! so, wait, now we are judging political candidates by what they will and will not accept/tolerate/ignore of their spouse’s behaviors?! i didn’t get this memo…
so, let’s see. if a male candidate’s wife abuses Rx pills (that would NEVER happen right?!) AND he accepts it, then he has set men back. SISTAH PUHLEAZZZZZZZE!!!!!!!!!!
i’m not saying that people have to respect mrs. clinton at all. but if they are against her for her political beliefs, fine. her policies are wack? fine. you never vote democrat? fine. but, to say she is unqualified and SET US WOMEN BACK is absolutely absurd and a pile of you-know-what.
why don’t u say what u really mean? “I didn’t vote for hilary because she is just too strong/agressive/bitchy/load/direct/[insert your own adjective here]/intellectual/outspoken/quick, etc., for me. She makes ME look bad because she has and continues to scrape tooth and nail to get exactly what she wants. I am afraid to stand up for what i believe in most of the time and any women that fights for what they want are scary. plus, i would never tolerate any cheating from my husband, because i’m just so righteous.” geez lady, to steal the words of the beloved john candy (r.i.p.) as Del Griffith from the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles, “it must nice to be so perfect AND odor free!”
1 comment February 12, 2008
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Tags: barack, barrack, bilary, billary, clinton, clintons, elect, election, hilary, obama, vote, voting
shawty is da sh*t…
nuttin’ i wanted to say. i just like that song, “shawty is the sh*t” — seems ignorant but is very cute, to the point and funny. finally, a catchy, silly radio song that is non-derogatory towards females. don’t get me wrong, “shake it like a saltshaker” is a musical classic — ok, it’s great to dance to — but, the lyrics are nasty. and no, i am not here to censor anybody. i just wanted to say it’s refreshing to hear a sweet, complimentary song that is simple without being lewd.
plus, i think fab wrote that song about me. i mean put the clues together…feisty, pisces, likes her food spicy?! that’s me, man! sure, they didn’t bother putting my name in the rollcall, but i think that was just to throw people off…
hey, let a girl talk crazy every once in a while (ok, every day for me).
1 comment January 30, 2008
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anais nin has a cool a$$ name, dontcha think?
hi peepz! well, i’m back…sorta. had a great time in toronto (thx, bindras!!) and am back in the swing of things at work. i’m not back on this blog yet tho, cuz i don’t wanna just post bs entries.
but anais nin is cool as sh*t — she’s one of my favorite authors and a very sassy and intelligent chick…hmm, sounds like a lotta women i personally know!! she also wasn’t afraid to speak her mind and think differently (yes, it’s differently, not different like in the grammatically-challenged apple ads from a few years ago. but, i digress. here are some fabulous quotations from anais (mizz nin if you’re feisty). yes, i’m corny. but i have the best intentions. below are some of my faves.
“Good things happen to those who hustle.”
“How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.”
“We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.”
“It’s all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.”See, I told you she is the sh*t. It’s like she is in my mind!!
(”AHHH! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!” – Chris from Family Guy).
For more quotes from the formidable Ms. Nin, click here.
1 comment January 30, 2008
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Tags: anais, anais nin, henry miller, nin, writers, writing
party like a rock star…to-to-totally, dude!!
hey fellow hatewatchers…your hbic is going to toronto for the weekend, so there will be no posts ’til next week. yea, i know u are saying to yourself, “well dang, she only posted two so far” — i know, i know. blame it on the job…
let me leave u with this thought (i’m sorry, i don’t know who to attribute it to)…”A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.” Ain’t that the damn truth!!
Love and miss ya! Peacers…
Add comment January 25, 2008
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the land of range rovers and tanorexics…
Hey, it’s mlk day (rest in peace) and i’m heading off to short hills mall in jersey to pick up some stuff…wish me luck! as you may already know, that mall is hatewatchers central!!! the average self-esteem level of the women there is about -1.9 on a scale of zero to 10! Yikes.
I’m looking forward to receiving scathing looks from these sad women. Hmm, now that I think about it, how can you give off a true scathing look when your face is filled to the brim with Botox injections?!
8 comments January 21, 2008
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b*tches be hatin’…
What the f*ck is HateWatchers? I’m sure you’re aware of Weight Watchers, the diet program/club that women join in droves to supplant their lack of self-esteem and/or self control in regards to food. HateWatchers (copyright pending, so don’t steal my ideas, hatahs!!!) is a term I thought of just last night. I was talking to my cuz Jenn from San Diego. She was filling me in on this b*tch at work that was hating on her.
I told Jenn to simply chill and pay attention to the words of Kat Williams, comedian extraordinaire, “Ladies, if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the f*ck to get to 16 before the summer gets here!”
I suggested to her that she and I start “hatewatching” instead of dieting or complaining about men or some other inane activity. She was curious and wanted to know what hatewatching entailed. I explained that instead of trying to lose weight, we are trying to GAIN haters…i.e., we are HateWatching.
How do you gain haters? Just keeping doin’ you, girl. You look hot? Keep on being fly. You smart as hell? Keep on studying, reading and learning. You got nice tits? Keep them out and about. You got a phat a$$? Work those Baby Phat jeans. You got a promotion? Start working towards the next one. You bought a home? Start saving for your second one.
In other words, hatewatching isn’t looking for women that hate on you. Hatewatching is a state of mind. Keep being fabulous and your haters will be lining up. The more women hate on you, the better you are doing, trust me.
Good luck and may the hate be with you…
2 comments January 21, 2008
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